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Deputy Boyfriends

A quirky and irreverent fictional memoire of Pope Emeritus of the Holy Alliance of Deputy Boyfriends, and an exploration and exaltation of his ministry. A tongue in cheek self-help manual to unburden men from the fear of being cuckolded through misappropriation of religious and political jargon and theories to tackles issues faced by the modern man in his amorous relationships

Epilogue: Blessers Leadership Forum

It is of course common cause that I had to abandon my Leadership and active membership of the Alliance due to the workings of the third force – I fell in love. As thus I was automatically parachuted to the… Continue Reading →

10. Possible Futures

The walls of patriarchy are slowly crumbling down. The cultural pillars of it are being chopped down by the decolonisation wave that has put paid to Victorian ‘Africanity’. Its economic pillars are rattled by the rise of slayers. Its social… Continue Reading →

9. The Papacy

“Do you know that Patrick is the reason we’ve been married for ten years.” ~ Her Majesty The Queen of Comedy Kansiime Anne, Blessed Friend of the Holy Alliance of Deputy Boyfriends.

8. Break Away Factions

Despite the tireless work of the ministry of deputy boyfriends to keep relations between lovers intact and thriving, it does often happen that these relationships cannot stand the test of time. The break-up is the most painful experience for a… Continue Reading →

7. In Defence Of The Hustlers

As mentioned in chapter four, time is one of the commodities that most of the deputised do not have in abundance. And sometimes their bae’s are at the short end of the scarcity stick, especially when the bae has a… Continue Reading →

6. Demarcating The Zones

“When a girl decides you’re her friend, you’re no longer a dating option. You’ve become a complete non-sexual entity in her eyes, like her brother, or a lamp.” ~ Chris Brander, Just Friends

5. Deputising For The Who?

Of course it goes without saying that any ministry is open to abuse and misrepresentation, more especially as it gains popularity with the broad masses of our people. Through the tireless efforts of the Papacy and the welcomed assistance of… Continue Reading →

4. “They Are Eating Our Babies”

“And the scripture says: “Do not covet your neighbour’s wife.” Amen Bazalwane. All you deputies will not see nor enter the kingdom of Thixo! Hallelujah.” ~ Anonymous

3. The Men’s Democratic Movement

The oldest and largest organisation of the men’s democratic movement, the National Association of Husbands And Boyfriends (NAHAB) has as its slogan the words; “Fighting for men, since women’s rights.” These words have been used by both the reactionary and… Continue Reading →

2. The Last Messiah

There comes a time in a person’s life when they have to take stock of all that they hold dear and come to terms with reality. The evidence was all about us – historical, empirical and anecdotal. Not one of… Continue Reading →

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